Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.
Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.
Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.
Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.
Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.
Sign Secchi's rifle.
Send Mental a message he won't forget.
Beat the game on any difficulty.
Escape the Oil Rig.
Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.
Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.
Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.
Go on a date with Hellfire.
Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.
Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.
Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.
Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.
Melee a big enemy.
What if you could talk to the monsters?
Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.
Achievement is your middle name.
Cross the French countryside and get very cross.
Discover Fulbert's great invention.
Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.
Destroy 10 propaganda drones.
Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.
Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.
Find out what happened to the English airman.
Ride the Popemobile to victory.
Meet a powerful granny.
Make sure Gabriella is OK.
Party like it's 199.
One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.
Kill a Witchbride using C4.
Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.
Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.
Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.
Get a weaponized black hole, using science.
Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.
Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.
Die HAARP With A Vengeance.
Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.
Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.
Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.
Find out what happened to Alessandro.
Recover a key stolen by a cultist.
Unlock a S.A.M.
Get together with your friends and kill something big.
Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.
Fight alongside Massimo Murena.
Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast.
Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.
Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.
Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here.
